This method is already being tested in other libraries around the country
On March 19, students were ordered to return school-issued laptops after administration discovered another bedbug infestation–the third such incident this school year.
The affected laptops were initially distributed for ACT testing but were returned with testing delays, which is when admins discovered bedbugs. Upon the discovery, an urgent announcement was made, requiring all students to return their Chromebooks to the media center.
Having already used previous fumigation methods, Riverside administration has opted for an alternative solution: releasing cockroaches into the media center to eliminate the remaining bed bugs.
“We have consulted with experts at the National Pest Control Center (NPCC) and determined that this method is both cost-effective and efficient,” an admin said, “the cockroaches will target the bedbugs and eliminate the issue without chemical use.”
Following the NPCC’s plan, the media center underwent an intense process focused on sealing for a week, and cockroaches were introduced over spring break. The space is scheduled to reopen on April 7.
However, various students worry about what will come next. Cole Schweitz, a senior, expressed concerns.
“What is going to happen to the cockroaches after? Are we just going to have a new infestation?” he said.
Administration has assured students that pest control efforts will continue after the initial process, with updates to follow as the removal develops. If cockroaches persist after food source is removed, administration will add natural predators, such as toads and frogs, to aid in control.
“We think this is what’s best for students to continue having a high quality education,” an admin said. “‘Roll Pirates Roll!’”
Editor’s note: Tune in later today for more April Fools coverage!

